Mile 1: Feeling Irrational Noble Thoughts
“The gods made sweat the price for virtue.”
τῆς δ’ ἀρετῆς ἱδρῶτα θεοὶ προπάροιθεν ἔθηκαν
Mile 2: Positive Feelings Continue
“Amidst hope and anxiety, fear and rage, believe that every day has risen as your last: pleasant is the arrival of the hour which was never expected”.
inter spem curamque, timores inter et iras omnem crede diem tibi diluxisse supremum: grata superveniet quae non sperabitur hora
Mile 3: When I try to Check Myself
“His weakness made his desire for glory manifest: he would refuse no labor and shirk no deed.”
ἀλλὰ καὶ τὴν φιλοτιμίαν ἐκδηλοτέραν ἐποίει, πρὸς μηδένα πόνον μηδὲ πρᾶξιν ἀπαγορεύοντος αὐτοῦ διὰ τὴν χωλότητα.
Mile 4: Self-Righteous Thoughts Get Delirious
“Let us spurn the rewards of today and look to future glory; let us deem best what is most honorable; let us hope for what we want, but bear what befalls us; finally, let us consider that even the bodies of brave men and great citizens are mortal; but that activity of the mind and the glory of virtue are forever.”
praesentis fructus neglegamus, posteritatis gloriae serviamus; id esse optimum putemus quod erit rectissimum; speremus quae volumus, sed quod acciderit feramus; cogitemus denique corpus virorum fortium magnorum hominum esse mortale, animi vero motus et virtutis gloriam sempiternam
Mile 5: When I start to Make Jokes to Myself about Pheidippides
Lucian, On Mistakes in Greeting
“After saying ‘hello’ he died with his greeting a gasped out a final farewell”
καὶ τοῦτο εἰπὼν συναποθανεῖν τῇ ἀγγελίᾳ καὶ τῷ χαίρειν συνεκπνεῦσαι
Mile 6: I briefly Try to Become a Stoic
Seneca, Consolatio at Marciam, 21.6
“From the time that we catch our first glimpse of light, we have entered upon the road to death”
Ex illo quo primum lucem uidit iter mortis ingressus est….
Mile 7: Accepting the Possibility of Failure
“There is a certain pleasantness to crying — pain is brought up and expelled through tears”.
. . . est quaedam flere voluptas expletur lacrimis egeriturque dolor.
Mile 8: Working on Self-Remonstration As Motivation
“Gods and men alike dislike a lazy man.”
τῷ δὲ θεοὶ νεμεσῶσι καὶ ἀνέρες ὅς κεν ἀεργὸς.
Mile 9: Delusions of Grandeur
“For as long as he lives, a man has no greater glory
than that which he wins with his own hands and feet”
οὐ μὲν γὰρ μεῖζον κλέος ἀνέρος, ὄφρα κεν ᾖσιν,
ἢ ὅ τι ποσσίν τε ῥέξῃ καὶ χερσὶν ἑῇσιν.
Mile 10: When I Make the Mistake of Checking the Time
“For the sick it is sweet to know clearly what pain remains”
τοῖς νοσοῦσί τοι γλυκὺ
τὸ λοιπὸν ἄλγος προυξεπίστασθαι τορῶς
Mile 11: When I Realize that I am not Half Done
“A bad plan is one that can’t be changed”
malum est consilium quod mutari non potest
Mile 12: On Approaching he Half-Way Point
“The path of all things goes backwards.”
…πάντων δὲ παλίντροπός ἐστι κέλευθος.
Mile 13: The Full Marathon Splits from the Half:
“Sport tends to give rise to heated strife and anger, anger in turns brings savage feuds and war to the death”.
ludus enim genuit trepidum certamen et iram, ira truces inimicitias et funebre bellum.
Mile 14: On Realizing that a Half-Marathon Takes Half as Long
Cicero, Philippics 12.5
“All men make mistakes; but it is fools who persist in them”
cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis perseverare in errore
Mile 15: When The Route Passes By Fast Food
“So great is man’s hunger for forbidden foods”
fames homini vetitorum tanta ciborum
Mile 16: Self-Reflection Turns to Flagellation
“Some are slaves to desire, others to greed, others to ambition; all are enthralled to hope, all to fear. To be sure, there is no slavery more base than one voluntarily undertaken…”
alius libidini servit, alius avaritiae, alius ambitioni, omnes spei, omnes timori. et certe nulla servitus turpior quam voluntaria…
Mile 17: Epigrammatic Self-Loathing Sets In
Euripides, fr. 282 (Autolycos)
“Of the endless evils plaguing Greece
None is worse than the race of athletes.”
κακῶν γὰρ ὄντων μυρίων καθ’ ῾Ελλάδα
οὐδὲν κάκιόν ἐστιν ἀθλητῶν γένους·
Mile 18: The Beginning of the Loss of Bodily Function
Aristophanes, Frogs 479
“I just shat myself. Tell the god”
᾿Εγκέχοδα· κάλει θεόν.
Mile 19: Real Self-Loathing Sets In
“Learn by Suffering”
… πάθει μάθος
Mile 20: The Self-Pitying Continues
“Recognizing that your suffering has been caused by no one else magnifies the pain”
τὸ γὰρ ἐσλεύσσειν οἰκεῖα πάθη,
μηδενὸς ἄλλου παραπράξαντος,
Mile 21: A New Mantra of Self-Loathing Takes Over
“I shall not begin to weary of my enterprise as long as I have life left in me. If I could take back what I have done, not to have even begun was best; but the second best thing is to bring it to an end.”
…nec taedia coepti ulla mei capiam, dum spiritus iste manebit. nam primum, si facta mihi revocare liceret, non coepisse fuit; coepta expugnare secundum est.
Mile 22: Exhaustion Leads to Syllogistic Confusion
“god—day is night, winter summer, war peace, satiety hunger, all things are their opposite—this is the mind”
— —ὁ θεὸς ἡμέρη εὐφρόνη, χειμὼν θέρος, πόλεμος εἰρήνη, κόρος λιμός (τἀναντία ἅπαντα· οὗτος ὁ νοῦς)
Mile 23: The Spirit Begins to Collapse
Theognis, 1135-6: On Hope
“Hope is the only good god present among men
The rest abandoned us and went to Olympos.”
᾿Ελπὶς ἐν ἀνθρώποισι μόνη θεὸς ἐσθλὴ ἔνεστιν,
ἄλλοι δ’ Οὔλυμπόν<δ’> ἐκπρολιπόντες ἔβαν·
Mile 24: I Begin to Talk to Myself Out Loud
“Take heart, dear Battos! Tomorrow will be better. Hope is for the living, while the dead despair. And Zeus may shine one day, though he send storms the next.”
θαρσεῖν χρὴ φίλε Βάττε: τάχ᾽ αὔριον ἔσσετ᾽ ἄμεινον. ἐλπίδες ἐν ζωοῖσιν, ἀνέλπιστοι δὲ θανόντες. χὡ Ζεὺς ἄλλοκα μὲν πέλει αἴθριος, ἄλλοκα δ᾽ ὕει.
Mile 25: Hunger Turns To Mortal Panic
“Most beautiful of what I leave is the light of the sun
Second: bright stars and the face of the moon
But also: ripe cucumbers, apples, and pears.”
κάλλιστον μὲν ἐγὼ λείπω φάος ἠελίοιο δευτερον ἄστρα φαεινὰ σεληναίης τε πρόσωπον ἠδὲ καὶ ὡραίους σικύους καὶ μῆλα καὶ ὄχνας;
Mile 26: Pain Is now Pleasure
“In time, a man takes pleasure even in pain, when he has suffered so much and wandered so far.”
…μετὰ γάρ τε καὶ ἄλγεσι τέρπεται ἀνήρ,
ὅς τις δὴ μάλα πολλὰ πάθῃ καὶ πόλλ’ ἐπαληθῇ.
The Next Day Among Friends
“Let us take pleasure from recalling one another’s grievous pains”
κήδεσιν ἀλλήλων τερπώμεθα λευγαλέοισι / μνωομένω