Another text tentatively attributed to Caesar was discovered along with the fragments of the De Silvis and an appendix to De Bello Gallico. This is almost surely the lost Bellum Incivile.
3.2 Even though he had no understanding of physical science, Ryan Zinke kept telling everyone he was a geologist and oversaw the health of the seas, rivers, mountains, and forests. As soon as he was appointed by Manicula, he began to scheme and turn over in his mind how he could make the most money during his term. Having abandoned science, he denied that terrible storms had arisen because of global warming and that lakes had been polluted because of man with the result that he was calling the whole nation to death and devastation, thinking the earth should be destroyed rather than conserved. Manicula approved of this travesty for a rather long time.
3.2 Cum ignarus physicorum esset, R. Zincus omnibus se geologum esse semper praedicebat salutique marium et rivorum et montium et silvorum praeerat. Simul atque a Manicula praefectus est, quaerere et in animo agitare coepit quomodo maximam quattuor annis pecuniam facere posset. Scientia relicta miserandas tempestates caelo ob aestum orbis coortas lacosque ob homines corruptos adeo negabat ut rem publicam universam ad exitum et vastitatem vocaret, existimans tellus delendum quam conservandum. Manicula hunc malum diutius fovebat.
I saw this rather curious account of a Latin text in an Italian archive:
1.1 pervenit verbum ad auris Justiniani M. Tulli Caesarii nimirum ad actiones Ryan Zinke esset abominatio est apud deum. M. Tullius ad templum Iovis Caesarii Iouem orauit Bruno Zinke offenderas et quid agendum sit.
1.2 Post egressum iovis Caesarii Tullius magno cum fragore procellarum tonitrua et fulgura. Et factum est, ut ingressus Zinke Roma Ryan, fulmen Iovi et Ryan scriptor Zinke ad perpetranda flagitia sua turpi facta in deos. Transeuntes odoratusque ingens fetor tabescent carnes ardenti habita commentatione mirantibus Iovis, cum opus est, ut viderunt Carl Zinke frixum rigidas manus cum ab Iovis propria violare virgo Vestalis de Vesta in illam viam ad Templum Romae.
1.3 Sciendum quod Senator MITCH McCONNELL senator Romae audierant a populo in publicum confideret Marcus Caesarii Ryan Zinke Abdominal actiones Vestales et circumvenit Vulcanum simulat claudum rusticus qui bonum opus metalli adeptione magno armorum telorum et venditionis pretio diti mercator usuris. Carl Zinke mercator dixit ad eum bysso fecit universi generis armaturam et clypeos off ex se et multum profeci in inquinavit. Vulcano Venus mussitantibus: in maledictionem, et audivit eum. Venus ad eius patrem, Iovi et eorum quo debuerint ei Ryan Zinke. Excitus ira Iovis accersitus tempestatem forti fulgura et tonitrua Bruno Zinke percusseruntque urbem in via.
Could this be an apocryphal work of Bellum Deorum?