Hegemon the Parodist, fr. 1 (Brandt 1988): Thasian BM-Missiles

 

 

When I arrived at Thasos they met me with missiles of shit.

And then someone stood near me and said:

“Dirtiest of all men, who persuaded you to mount

this pristine stage with feet like yours?”

 

᾿Ες δὲ Θάσον μ’ ἐλθόντα μετεωρίζοντες ἔβαλλον

πολλοῖσι σπελέθοισι, καὶ ὧδέ τις εἶπε παραστάς·

‘ὦ πάντων ἀνδρῶν βδελυρώτατε, τίς σ’ ἀνέπεισεν

καλὴν ἐς κρηπῖδα ποσὶν τοιοῖσδ’ ἀναβῆναι;’

 

I like parody. Who doesn’t? Not enough people know about the Batrakhomuomakhia. But I knew nothing about Hegemon before today. Hegemon? Apparently the inventor of parody who does not merit a Wikipedia page of his own.

 

I like this because of the language, oh and the ugly feet thing. I empathize.  In the rest of the passage, the speaker says that Athena came to him and encouraged him to sing

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  1. See The Oxford Classical Dictionary (=OCD), edited by S. Hornblower, A. Spawforth, Oxford 2012
    p. 652, s.v. Hegemon, of Thasos

    Fragments: Parody: P. Brandt, Corpusculum poesis epicae graece ludibundae 1 (1888), 37-49 Comedy: PCG5. 546-7
    Interpretation: Meineke, FCG 1. 214 f.;
    Wilamowitz, Hermes 1905, 173 f. (= Kl. Schr. 4 (1962), 220 f.;
    A. Körte, RE 7/2 (1912), 2595 f. ‘Hegemon’ 3;
    D. Panomitros, Parnassus 45 (2003), 145–62.
    WGA

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