Tawdry Tuesday: Sparing the Rod

Antonio Beccadelli, Hermaphroditus 1.20:

“Lentulus, if you don’t fuck widows and you don’t fuck brides, if you don’t like whores and you don’t like maids, yet if you claim that you are a big and burning fucker, I would love to know, delicate Lentulus, what do you fuck?”

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20. in Lentulum mollem
Si neque tu futuis viduas neque, Lentule, nuptas,
Si tibi nec meretrix, nec tibi virgo placet,
Si dicas quod sis calidus magnusque fututor,
Scire velim, mollis Lentule, quid futuas.

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