A totally serious thread.
Women of twitter, fed up at yet another tone-deaf corporate response, said “Fuck this” (no, not literally, my dear Silenus) and offered up their own kolpometric system (with a super h/t to @serenajenk):
A Proposal from Antiquity to “Save” Twitter
I made the mistake of checking this at work yesterday. OOPS!
Ah, my apologies. I had a colleague come in to chat while I was working on the satyr-bird picture. It was a little awkward.