“Aemelianus, if your cook is called Mistullos, why is mine not named Taratalla?”
Si tibi Mistyllos cocus, Aemiliane, vocatur,
dicatur quare non Taratalla mihi?
NOTE: This is just a silly joke riffing on the Homeric formula μίστυλλόν τ’ ἄρα τἆλλα (mistullon t’ara t’alla), “then they cut up the rest of the meat.”
