NOTE: Some readers may find this epigram of Martial a bit more offensive than our usual posts. CAVE LECTOR!
“Zoilus, why do you ruin the tub by washing your asshole in it? If you want to make the water really filthy, dunk your head in there!”
Zoile, quid solium subluto podice perdis?
spurcius ut fiat, Zoile, merge caput.