“I knocked Kercyon out when I found him
taking a shit at dawn among the cabbages”
τὸν Κερκυόνα θ᾿ ἕωθεν ἀποπατοῦντ᾿ ἐγὼ
ἐπὶ τοῖς λαχάνοις εὑρὼν ἀπέπνιξα.
Cratinus, fr. 53: Punishment for Public Defecation
ΕΥΔΟΞΑ ΑΓΝΩΣΤΑ ΚΑΤΑΓΕΛΑΣΤΑ