Warning: As usual, these are not for the faint of heart or those with delicate sensibilities.
From Martial’s Epigrams
11.62
“Lesbia swears that she has never been fucked for free.
This is true, when she wants to be fucked, she has to pay.”
Lesbia se jurat gratis numquam esse fututam.
Verum’st. Cum futui vult, numerare solet.
11.63
“You spy on me when I bathe, Philomusus,
And then you ask me why my smooth boys
Are so well-hung? Philomusus,
I’ll answer your query simply:
So they can ass-fuck peeping Toms.”
Spectas nos, Philomuse, cum lavamur,
et quare mihi tam mutuniati
sint leves pueri subinde quaeris.
Dicam simpliciter tibi roganti:
pedicant, Philomuse, curiosos.
11.66
“You are a spy and a gossip;
you are a liar and a crook,
And you are a cock-sucker and a pimp.
I am amazed, Vacerra
That you don’t have any money.”
Et delator es et calumniator,
et fraudator es et negotiator,
et fellator es et lanista. Miror
quare non habeas, Vacerra, nummos.
