Tawdry Tuesday: My Favorite Raunchy Joke from Antiquity (NSFW!)

Philogelos 45.1

     aβ: Σχολαστικὸς νυκτὸς ἐπανέστη τῇ μάμμῃ αὐτοῦ.

πληγὰς δὲ διὰ τοῦτο ὑπὸ τοῦ πατρὸς λαβών· Σύ, εἶπεν, τοσοῦτος

χρόνος ἐστὶν ἐξ οὗ τὴν μητέρα μου ὀχεύεις, μηδὲν ὑπ’ ἐμοῦ παθών,

καὶ νῦν ὀργίζῃ ἐπὶ τῇ μητρί σου ἅπαξ με εὑρών;

 

“One night a student slept with his grandmother. He consequently received a beating from his father, and so he said, ‘You’ve been fucking my mother all this time without suffering anything at my hands, but now you’re angry at me because you found me fucking your mother once?’

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