The Difference Between a Finger and a Penis: Martial 6.23 (NSFW)

Caveat Lector: As so often with Martial, this epigram may be offensive to some.

“Lesbia, you’re always ordering my penis to stand up for you. Believe me, a cock isn’t like a finger! You can urge upon it with a coaxing voice or coaxing hands, but your bossy face is just getting in the way.”

Stare iubes semper nostrum tibi, Lesbia, penem:
     crede mihi, non est mentula quod digitus.
Tu licet et manibus blandis et uocibus instes,
     te contra facies imperiosa tua est

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