“If by chance you are readers of my foolishness
Don’t shudder at reaching your hands
Towards me.”
Si qui forte mearum ineptiarum
lectores eritis manusque vestras
non horrebitis admovere nobis,
Catullus, 14a: Reach out and Touch Me
ΕΥΔΟΞΑ ΑΓΝΩΣΤΑ ΚΑΤΑΓΕΛΑΣΤΑ
Point and assing ‘culpa,’ or even laugh at his foolishness.