Here’s a Plan: Evict the Rich, Feed Everyone

Cicero, Pro Sestio 103

“The people were certain that their freedom was at risk. Their leaders did not agree. As far as a matter concerned the safety of the aristocrats, they were afraid of the rashness of the masses and the liberty in the vote. Tiberius Gracchus was introducing his agrarian law. It was welcomed by the people since it appeared to firm up the fortunes of the lower classes. The aristocrats were against it because they believed it created unrest and imagined that the State would be disarmed of its greatest protectors once the rich were evicted from their long-term holdings. Gaius Gracchus was introducing a grain law. It was also welcome to the people for it provided plentiful food without labor. The Nobles were aghast because they believed that such a law disincentivized work in favor of laziness and that it would drain the treasury.”

Populus libertatem agi putabat suam. Dissentiebant principes et in salute optimatium temeritatem multitudinis et tabellae licentiam pertimescebant. Agrariam Ti. Gracchus legem ferebat. Grata erat populo; fortunae constitui tenuiorum videbantur. Nitebantur contra optimates, quod et discordiam excitari videbant et, cum locupletes possessionibus diuturnis moverentur, spoliari rem publicam propugnatoribus arbitrabantur. Frumentariam legem C. Gracchus ferebat. Iucunda res plebei; victus enim suppeditabatur large sine labore. Repugnabant boni, quod et ab industria plebem ad desidiam avocari putabant et aerarium exhauriri videbant.

Agrarian Law: Tiberius Gracchus  introduced a law in 133 BCE that no holder of public land (ager publicus populi Romani) should have more than 500 iugera and that land should be re-distributed to the poor.

Not to ruin it, but things did not turn out well for the Gracchi

Cornelia, Mother of the Gracchi

Cicero Says August Is the Start of a Whole New Year!

Cicero, Letters to Atticus, 5.15 [=LCL 108]

“I made it to Laodicea on July 31st: you will start the reckoning of the year from this day. Nothing was lacking or unexpected in my arrival, but it is amazing how much this work wears me out. It provides me far too little space for my intellectual curiosity and the work for which I have earned my position.”

Laodiceam veni prid. Kal. Sext.; ex hoc die clavum anni movebis. nihil exoptatius adventu meo, nihil c<>arius; sed est incredibile quam me negoti taedeat, non habeat satis magnum campum ille tibi non ignotus cursus animi et industriae meae, praeclara opera cesset.

Cicero writing his letters, woodcut 1547

Screaming and Intemperance of Words

Seneca, De Clementia, 7

“A cruel reign is churning and dark with shadows; meanwhile, people shudder and grow pale at the surprising sound, even as the one who causes the confusion trembles too. Someone is forgiven more easily in private affairs for seeking vengeance for themselves. For they can be wounded and the sorrow comes from the injury and they fear being scorned. It seems that it is weakness for the wounded not to return the favor rather than mercy.

But the one for whom vengeance is easy earns certain praise for clemency once vengeance is dismissed. It is for people in a humble place to use force, to feud, to rush into a battle and to give a free rein to wrath. When blows fall among equals, they are light; but for a king, screaming and intemperance of words are ill-fit to his majesty.”

Crudele regnum turbidum tenebrisque obscurum est, inter trementes et ad repentinum sonitum expavescentes ne eo quidem, qui omnia perturbat, inconcusso. Facilius privatis ignoscitur pertinaciter se vindicantibus; possunt enim laedi, dolorque eorum ab iniuria venit; timent praeterea contemptum, et non rettulisse laedentibus gratiam infirmitas videtur, non clementia; at cui ultio in facili est, is omissa ea certam laudem mansuetudinis consequitur. Humili loco positis exercere manum, litigare, in rixam procurrere ac morem irae suae gerere liberius est; leves inter paria ictus sunt; regi vociferatio quoque verborumque intemperantia non ex maiestate est.

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Liber Floridus

Founding Frauds of the Role-Playing Republic

“History, Stephen said, is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.”
James Joyce, Ulysses

Every American schoolchild learns about the founding generation (or “the Founding Fathers”) from an early age. Much of what we learn is obviously mythical, as in the story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree. Other early lessons involve some real history run through the filter of selectively patriotic distortion, which frames the Boston Massacre as the obvious first step in King George’s iron-heeled march toward a kind of colonial totalitarianism. There are also the sins of omission and denial, as in the long silence in American classrooms about the brutality of men like Jefferson who, for all of their Enlightenment rhetoric, were despotic tyrants over people whom they regarded as their property.

There are also misconceptions about the founding generation which partake of all three of these elements. One of these misconceptions is the idea that the founding generation represented a unique intellectual pinnacle in American life, and that the men who crafted our country’s political system were singularly imbued with a classical education. In many ways, this myth parallels the myth that the founders were all Christians, despite notable deistic (and even atheistic) tendencies among them, and despite their often spotty record of church attendance. In both cases, people want to project a set of values or qualities back upon idealized fictions bearing the names of men who lived through and participated in an inflection point in the nation’s history.

We will take a closer look at the classical attainments of the founding generation, and I hope that by the end of this essay it will be clear that the founders’ knowledge of the classics was not especially advanced in comparison to other people of their time; that in fact, many men of their generation displayed a hostility toward the study of ancient languages and literature which prefigures a broad trend of anti-intellectualism and hard-headed, efficiency-minded practicality in this country; that, while it is indeed true that the founders drew upon their classical learning to shape the political framework of this country, much of this rested upon selective and creative appropriation of classical history and thought; and finally, that many of America’s most dangerous and dysfunctional tendencies, in particular its inability to function collectively for civic good, can be attributed to the founders’ creative but fundamentally flawed reception of the classical past.

 

Founders vs. Scholars

It is often observed that the founders were steeped in classical learning, and that their reading of ancient history was the primary impetus for instituting a mixed form of government as described by Aristotle and Polybius. While there can be no doubt that the founders talked about classics all the time, it is not clear that many of them possessed much deep knowledge of antiquity. Indeed, many of them were familiar with all of the canonical works, but this was to be expected of anyone who had progressed through the classically-based educational system which prevailed at the time. Their knowledge was chiefly of the contents of ancient books, and reflects less serious engagement with the scholarly humanistic tradition than was characteristic of their counterparts across the Atlantic.

In order to better understand the extent of the founders’ classical knowledge, we may consider the example of their rough contemporaries. English classical scholarship in the generation immediately preceding that of the founders was dominated by Richard Bentley. While famous among Classical scholars, Bentley is largely forgotten to the broader intellectual world, except to those who recall him as the butt of the joke in Pope’s Dunciad and Swift’s Battle of the Books. Bentley, a graduate of St. John’s College, Oxford, spent much of the 1680s in the household of Edward Stillingfleet before rolling on to the scholarly scene in the 1690s with two works which display what Gibbon would call “a stock of erudition which would have puzzled a doctor.”

Bentley’s early scholarly fame was established by two immensely erudite treatises published toward the end of the 17th century, which received some impetus from the fashionable intellectual controversy known as The Battle of the Books (or The Quarrel Between Ancients and Moderns). The controversy itself has been forgotten by the public at large, perhaps because the debate has been so firmly settled on the side of modernity, but it was still capable of exciting tempers at the end of the 17th century, and served as the foundation for Bentley’s famous Dissertation Upon the Epistles of Phalaris. The epistles were literary forgeries (or playful literary exercises) written in the persona of Phalaris, the tyrant of Akragas, who cooked his enemies inside a brazen bull which he kept at his court. Many astute readers had long seen that the Epistles were not actually written by the tyrant himself, but that did not prevent Sir William Temple from blundering his way into citing them as proof for his claim that the achievements of antiquity far surpassed those of the modern world. Temple described the Epistles as having “more Race, more Spirit, more Force of Wit and Genius than any others I have ever seen, either antient or modern.” William Wotton, one of Bentley’s friends, penned a response to Temple arguing for the superiority of modern achievement, and published it along with the 78 page first edition of the Dissertation, composed by Bentley, which showed that the Epistles were neither original, nor as ancient as Temple had supposed. This led to a counterattack by Francis Atterbury, which in turn drove Bentley to publish a substantially enlarged, 540 page edition of the Dissertation. Unsurprisingly, the second edition of the Dissertation was far more diffuse and digressive than the first, and it does more than simply prove its point about the Epistles – it provides commentary upon and solutions to a wide range of textual and chronographic problems which are tangentially related to issues suggested by the Epistles themselves.

The example of Bentley is important because his work explored the deep arcana of classical reading. Many of his gentlemanly contemporaries faulted him for compiling indexes out of obscure (i.e. non-canonical) authors, and sifting through masses of Byzantine lexicography to illustrate and resolve textual difficulties in both major and minor works of classical literature. Bentley was a genius, and even when he applied himself to correcting some apparently small and well-defined textual problem, his method for solving the difficulty often led him to correct several other errors in other texts along the way, as though they were wholly accidental scholarly parerga.

Beyond England, Classical scholarship was alive and well on the continent, too, and one of history’s most renowned and important classical scholars, F.A. Wolf, was active during the same period as the founders. Consider the high level of classical education which Wolf achieved even as a very young man:

Towards the end of his school-days he became his own teacher. Starting once more with the declensions, he ‘read with new eyes the Latin and Greek Classics, some carefully, others more cursorily; learnt by heart several books of Homer, and large portions of the Tragedians and Cicero, and went through Scapula’s Lexicon and Faber’s Thesaurus’. During this time of strenuous study, ‘he would sit up the whole night in a room without a stove, his feet in a pan of cold water, and one of his eyes bound up to rest the other’. Happily this severe ordeal ended with his removal to the university of Gottingen.” [Sandys, A History of Classical Scholarship VOL. 3]

The founders may have been drilled in the classics as schoolboys, but it does not appear that any of them could match this kind of ardor for classical knowledge. Nor could they even hope to approximate the depth of the scholarship exemplified by those lights of the 18th century, Bentley and Wolf. They were perfectly happy to read from the classical canon, but even in that narrow context, their focus was primarily on the historical and political aspects of ancient writings. The founders made the mistake of treating antiquity not as an object for study and scholarship, but as a set of exempla for emulation and revivification.

One may object that the founders were men of action, not cloistered pedants, and so could not hope to rival the bibliomania and scholarly exactitude of real scholars. Gibbon was, for all of his scribbling, but a gentleman amateur, and yet the range of classical reading which he conducted in writing his Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire far outstrips that which can be gleaned from anything the founders wrote. Even as a young man, he was dipping into the more recondite parts of classical literature:

My first introduction to the historic scenes, which have since engaged so many years of my life, must be ascribed to an accident. In the summer of 1751, I accompanied my father on a visit to Mr. Hoare’s, in Wiltshire; but I was less delighted with the beauties of Stourhead, than with discovering in the library a common book, the Continuation of Echard’s Roman History, which is indeed executed with more skill and taste than the previous work. To me the reigns of the successors of Constantine were absolutely new; and I was immersed in the passage of the Goths over the Danube, when the summons of the dinner-bell reluctantly dragged me from my intellectual feast. This transient glance served rather to irritate than to appease my curiosity; and as soon as I returned to Bath I procured the second and third volumes of Howel’s History of the World, which exhibit the Byzantine period on a larger scale. Mahomet and his Saracens soon fixed my attention; and some instinct of criticism directed me to the genuine sources. Simon Ockley, an original in every sense, first opened my eyes; and I was led from one book to another, till I had ranged round the circle of Oriental history. Before I was sixteen, I had exhausted all that could be learned in English of the Arabs and Persians, the Tartars and Turks; and the same ardour urged me to guess at the French of D’Herbelot, and to construe the barbarous Latin of Pocock’s Abulfaragius. Such vague and multifarious reading could not teach me to think, to write, or to act; and the only principle that darted a ray of light into the indigested chaos, was an early and rational application to the order of time and place. The maps of Cellarius and Wells imprinted in my mind the picture of ancient geography: from Stranchius I imbibed the elements of chronology: the Tables of Helvicus and Anderson, the Annals of Usher and Prideaux, distinguished the connection of events, and engraved the multitude of names and dates in a clear and indelible series. But in the discussion of the first ages I overleaped the bounds of modesty and use. In my childish balance I presumed to weigh the systems of Scaliger and Petavius, of Marsham and Newton, which I could seldom study in the originals; and my sleep has been disturbed by the difficulty of reconciling the Septuagint with the Hebrew computation. I arrived at Oxford with a stock of erudition, that might have puzzled a doctor, and a degree of ignorance, of which a school-boy would have been ashamed. (Gibbon, Memoirs of My Life)

The mind aches just from reading the catalogue of this reading, but it is a testament to the kind of intellectual activity which was occurring in the English-speaking world contemporary with the founders, and tends to make their own experience with the classics look a bit provincial.

The tendency to exaggerate the attainments of the founders is a well-established part of mythologizing the American past. Even in other matters, it is hard not to see that they have been given more credit than is properly their due. To take one example, Jefferson is often praised as an English prose stylist, and yet his initial draft of the Declaration of Independence was improved by committee editing. Moreover, Jefferson only strikes us as a great prose stylist by comparison with other American writers of his time, but does he bear any real comparison with the other 17th century prose writers across the Atlantic, such as Addison, Hume, Johnson, Gibbon, or Burke? Benjamin Franklin is celebrated for his science, but does he really bear comparison with Isaac Newton or Joseph Priestly?

 

Antipathy to Classical Education

Naturally, not all of the founding generation held the same attitude toward the study of the classics, and some were positively opposed to retaining the old classical curriculum in the newly founded country. Benjamin Rush was one of the most virulent critics of the classics:

The study of the Latin and Greek languages is improper in the present state of society and government in United States. While Greek and Latin are the only avenues to science, education will always be confined to a few people. It is only by rendering knowledge universal, that a republican form of government can be preserved in our country. (Rush, Essays: Moral, Literary, and Political 10)

Elsewhere, Rush conceded that students may do something in the ancient languages, but argued that it should be strictly limited:

No more Latin should be learned in these schools than is necessary to translate that language into English, and no more Greek than is necessary to read the Greek Testament. (Rush, Letter to Ashbel Green, May 22 1807)

Rush is emblematic of the hard-headed practicality (some might even call it utilitarian provincialism) which to many people seems an integral part of the American spirit.

In a letter to Benjamin Rush in 1810, well after he had left politics behind, John Adams wrote to condemn Rush’s antipathy toward classical learning:

I deceived you a little by an Inference of my own from what The Edinborough Reviewers had written. I know not that they have mentioned you by Name or your Works by their Titles: but I read in them “If every Thing which has ever been written in America (if you except perhaps the Works of Franklin) were annihilated the Sum total of human Knowledge would in no degree be lessened.” I draw the Inference, for Dr Rush’s Works have been written and printed in America. I have felt as well as you The Odium Theologicum; the Odium Politicum, and The Odium Mercatorium. Happily I have escaped as far as I know The Odium Philologium, The Odium Medicum and The Odium Sanguiphobium. I have escaped these Hatreds because I never knew enough about any of them to excite any other Mans Jealousy or Envy.

But now I must tell you a great and grave Truth. I am one among your most Serious haters of the Philological Species. I do most cordially hate you for writing against Latin Greek and Hebrew. I never will forgive you untill you repent, retract and reform. No Never! It is impossible.”

Rush was not the only member of the founding generation to feel some doubts about the value of classical languages. In his Autobiography, Benjamin Franklin argues that  the traditional Latin curriculum is of doubtful utility:

I would therefore offer it to the consideration of those who superintend the education of our youth, whether, since many of those who begin with the Latin quit the same after spending some years without having made any great proficiency, and what they have learnt becomes almost useless, so that their time has been lost, it would not have been better to have begun with the French, proceeding to the Italian, etc.; for, tho’, after spending the same time, they should quit the study of languages and never arrive at the Latin, they would, however, have acquired another tongue or two, that, being in modern use, might be serviceable to them in common life.

 

Classics and Class: Luxury vs. Utility

Thomas Jefferson was, like John Adams, one of the keener enthusiasts for classical learning, but even he would limit it to the early years of education. In a letter to John Brazier (August 24th, 1819), Jefferson frames classical education as something ideally suited to form the writing style of the young, and delight old men in retirement:

I estimate the luxury of reading the Greek and Roman authors in all the beauties of their originals. And why should not this innocent and elegant luxury take its preeminent stand ahead of all those addressed merely to the senses? I think myself more indebted to my father for this than for all the other luxuries his cares and affections have placed within my reach; and more now than when younger, and more susceptible of delights from other sources.

[…]

But to whom are these things useful? Certainly not to all men. There are conditions of life to which they must be forever estranged, and there are epochs of life too, after which the endeavor to attain them would be a great misemployment of time. Their acquisition should be the occupation of our early years only, when the memory is susceptible of deep and lasting impressions, and reason and judgment not yet strong enough for abstract speculations.

Nearly two decades earlier, Jefferson had written to Joseph Priestly (January 27th, 1800) to praise the ‘luxury’ of classical reading:

To read the Latin and Greek authors in their original, is a sublime luxury; and I deem luxury in science to be at least as justifiable as in architecture, painting, gardening, or the other arts. I enjoy Homer in his own language infinitely beyond Pope’s translation of him, and both beyond the dull narrative of the same events by Dares Phrygius; and it is an innocent enjoyment. I thank on my knees, him who directed my early education, for having put into my possession this rich source of delight; and I would not exchange it for anything which I could then have acquired, and have not since acquired.

John Adams was not born into the same life of privilege was Jefferson was, and he recounts that his father made him dig in a ditch as a way of punishing him for failing to apply himself to his Latin lessons. Adams’ father understood that knowledge of the classics could lead to social advancement, and thought that the drudgery of the ditch would contrast favorably to the drudgery of declension. While Jefferson occasionally mentions the utility of classical education, as an aristocrat he clearly conceives of it as something like his birthright – a luxury available to a select few, and one which is chiefly a source of recreational delight. Adams had to suffer more for his education, and seems as a result to value its utility more. Consider their different attitudes toward reading classical political histories in retirement:

I have read Thucidides and Tacitus, So often, and at Such distant Periods of my Life, that elegant, profound and enchanting as is their Style, I am weary of them. When I read them I Seem to be only reading the History of my own Times and my own Life. I am heartily weary of both; i.e. of recollecting the History of both: for I am not weary of Living. Whatever a peevish Patriarch might Say, I have never yet Seen the day in which I could Say I have had no Pleasure; or that I have had more Pain than Pleasure. (John Adams, Letter to Thomas Jefferson, 3 February 1812)

The problem you had wished to propose to me was one which I could not have solved; for I knew nothing of the facts. I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. I feel a much greater interest in knowing what has passed two or three thousand years ago, than in what is now passing. I read nothing, therefore, but of the heroes of Troy, of the wars of Lacedaemon and Athens, of Pompey and Caesar, and of Augustus too, the Bonaparte and parricide scoundrel of that day. I have had, and still have, such entire confidence in the late and present Presidents, that I willingly put both soul and body into their pockets. While such men as yourself and your worthy colleagues of the legislature, and such characters as compose the executive administration, are watching for us all, I slumber without fear, and review in my dreams the visions of antiquity. (Thomas Jefferson to Nathaniel Macon, January 12, 1819)

Jefferson and Adams were divided by geography and social class, and their views on their own classical learning reflect that. Nevertheless, it is also clear that their classical education provided a shared cultural reference point between them. Yet, despite their manifest enthusiasm for the classics, their justifications either strike the classist and elitist note (Jefferson) or emphasize the utility of learning (Adams), and this is characteristic of much of the debate among the founding generation. Compare this to the simple, democratic, and universalizing humanism of Samuel Johnson:

On Saturday, July 30, Dr. Johnson and I took a sculler at the Temple-stairs, and set out for Greenwich. I asked him if he really thought a knowledge of the Greek and Latin languages an essential requisite to a good education. JOHNSON. ‘Most certainly, Sir; for those who know them have a very great advantage over those who do not. Nay, Sir, it is wonderful what a difference learning makes upon people even in the common intercourse of life, which does not appear to be much connected with it.’ ‘And yet, (said I) people go through the world very well, and carry on the business of life to good advantage, without learning.’ JOHNSON. ‘Why, Sir, that may be true in cases where learning cannot possibly be of any use; for instance, this boy rows us as well without learning, as if he could sing the song of Orpheus to the Argonauts, who were the first sailors.’ He then called to the boy, ‘What would you give, my lad, to know about the Argonauts?’ ‘Sir, (said the boy,) I would give what I have.’ Johnson was much pleased with his answer, and we gave him a double fare. Dr. Johnson then turning to me, ‘Sir, (said he) a desire of knowledge is the natural feeling of mankind; and every human being, whose mind is not debauched, will be willing to give all that he has to get knowledge.’

Classical Errors:

The easy superficiality of the founders’ classical reading can be detected in some of the elementary errors which they committed to writing. In a letter to Christopher Gadsden in December 1766, Samuel Adams wrote, “The Stamp Act was like the sword that Nero wishd for, to have decollated the Roman people at a stroke…” Perhaps Samuel Adams thought that one tyrant was like every other, but he has misattributed this quotation to Nero, when in fact it is one of the more memorable sayings of Caligula, as recorded by Suetonius.

Samuel Adams’ more famous and ostensibly more erudite cousin, John Adams, was guilty of a similar lapse. Writing to Benjamin Rush in October 1810, Adams defended the study of the classics against Rush’s assault:

Hobbes calumniated the Classicks, because they filled young Mens heads with Ideas of Liberty, and excited them to rebellion against Leviathan.

Suppose We Should agree to Study the oriental Languages especially the Arabic, instead of Greek and Latin. This would not please the Ladies So well, but it would gratify Hobbes much better. According to many present appearances in the World many useful Lessons and deep Maxims might be learned from the Asiatic Writers. There are great Models of Heroes and Conquerors fit for the Imitation of the Emperors of Britain and France. For Example in the Life of Timur Bec, or Tamerlane the great We read vol. 1. p. 202. “It was Timurs Ambition of Universal Empire which caused him to undertake Such glorious Actions. He has been often heard to Say, that it was neither agreable nor decent, that the habitable World Should be governed by two Kings: according to the Words of the Poet, ‘as there is but one God, there ought to be but one King, all the Earth being very Small in Comparison of the Ambition of a great Prince” Where can you find in any Greek or Roman Writer a Sentiment so Sublime and edifying for George and Napoleon. There are Some faint Traces of it in the Conduct of Alexander and Cæsar but far less frank and noble, and these have been imprudently branded with Infamy by Greek and Roman orators and Historians. There is an Abundance more of Such profound Instruction in the Life of this Tamerlane as well as in that of Gengizcan, both of which I believe Napoleon has closely Studied. With Homer in one Pocket Cæsars Commentaries in the other Quintus Curtius under his Pillow, and the Lives of Mahomet Gengizcan, and Tamerlane in his Port Folio, and Polybius Folard, Montecucculi, Charlemagne, Charles twelfth Charles 5th cum multis aliis among his Baggage this Man has formed himself: but the Classics among them have damped his ardor and prevented his rising as yet to the lofty Heights of the Asiatic Emperors.

Where can you find in any Greek or Roman Writer a Sentiment so Sublime and edifying for George and Napoleon? One can find it in Homer, the author whom Adams cites as having a tempering influence on the tyrannical impulse in Napoleon. In the Iliad, when Agamemnon makes a trial of the Achaeans under his command, he finds that – contrary to his expectation – all are eager to abandon the field and head home after years of fruitless war. Odysseus rallies round and attempts to stop the men by doubling down on this cheerfully antidemocratic sentiment:

Let there be one ruler, one king…

…εἷς κοίρανος ἔστω, εἷς βασιλεύς… [Iliad 2.204-5]

My citation of these surprising lapses on the part of Samuel and John Adams is not mere pedantry. These are not deep scholarly arcana. Homer and Suetonius were very much a part of the classical curricular canon which any student would have been exposed to and expected to internalize. The episode in the Iliad in which Odysseus checks the flight of the troops is a famous scene, and yet Adams seems to have forgotten entirely that Odysseus advocates not just for monarchy, but for absolute monarchy. All of the Greek heroes are kings in their own right, but Agamemnon is to be the king of kings – much more of a Cyrus than a George Washington. It is convenient enough for Adams’ purpose to suggest that the classics are conducive to the spirit of liberty, but while the classical canon may feature plenty of approving uses of the word liberty and much scorn heaped on the evils of tyranny, there is almost nothing in the classics which is truly libertarian in spirit or subversive of unequal civic power structures. ‘Tyrant’ is often just a pleasing substitute for an enemy who has the power which you consider properly your own.

One cannot deny that many of the founders felt an enthusiasm for ancient models, but this was primarily because they served as internalized and self-justifying propaganda. Moreover, with the exception of Christianity, there was no other fixed cultural reference point for well-educated Europeans and their provincial satellites. Indeed, the classics made up something close to the sum total of educational curriculum at the time. Henry Steele Commager claimed that the founders knew more about the ancient world than they knew about America and contemporary Europe, but this should hardly be surprising. Rapid travel and communication were not yet possible, while America and contemporary Europe weren’t on the syllabus; the classics, however, were studied for years and good chunks of them were memorized by rote.

Thus, we ought not to read too much into the apparent classical enthusiasm of the founders when there was no real alternative for meaningful and universalized cultural reference. The classical knowledge possessed by the founders may have been greater than that possessed by most American politicians today, but the classical attainments of any person who had been to a grammar school in the 18th century would have been greater than the classical attainments of the average schoolchild in our own time. This is nothing more than an accident of curricular focus.

 

Classical Role-Playing

In his book, The Founders and the Classics, Carl Richard argues that the apparently novel idealism of the American Revolution was in fact a deeply reactionary project to re-stage the political and ideological struggles of antiquity:

The founders were thrilled by the belief that they were beginning anew the work of the ancient republicans, only this time with an unprecedented chance of success. Cato and Cicero had lost the first round of combat against the tyranny of Caesar and Augustus, but the founders, starting afresh in a virgin country with limitless resources, could pack the punch that would win the second and decisive round. (Richard, The Founders and the Classics 84)

There is something fundamentally deluded and dangerous about this urge to play at ancient heroism. Indeed, it may be that the urge to role-play and reenact classical history reflects an infantilizing tendency in the human imagination, not entirely different from the urge to make-believe about superheroes or monsters. At any rate, if Richard is right, then the founders become the Don Quixotes of American history, so hopped up on exciting tales from Livy and Plutarch that they go off in search of adventure in defense of classical republicanism.

Classical quotation produces the same result as most effective rhetoric does: it insensibly lulls the mind into a state of accepting passivity, and prepares it to assent to ideas which would not pass muster if they were not so elegantly phrase. In a letter to William Tudor in September 1774, John Adams approvingly quoted Horace’s phrase dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, “It is sweet and becoming to die for one’s country.” One can hear Horace’s audience exclaiming pulchre, bene, recte in their adulatory way, but is it really sweet to die for one’s country? Perhaps it is far sweeter to live in a time of relative peace and prosperity. Horace himself knows this, given that he beat an ignominious retreat at Philippi, and was happy to live a life of quiet ease on his farm. But how many young and promising people have been sent to their deaths in war under the banner of this quotation? Surely, no corpse lying on the battlefield senses anything sweet. But the quote does its job, and inflames the mind with a sense of spiritual grandeur and world-shaking righteousness which no one could feel if some more prosaic phrase were the pretext for their departure. When John F. Kennedy told us not to ask what our country could do for us, it is because the answer is, really, not much. But the elegant parallelism in his phrase inspires the listener to make a sacrifice of themselves for the sake of a patriotic abstraction, and it works because it sounds good.

 

This Catonian Republic

Following a brutal winter encamped at Valley Forge, George Washington decided to raise the spirits of his troops with a theatrical production. His choice of entertainment, Joseph Addison’s Cato: A Tragedy, may strike the contemporary reader as something less than an ideal choice. Though it enjoyed considerable popularity in the 18th century, Addison’s Cato is by now largely relegated to the inconspicuous curio cabinet of academic interest. The reasons for this are sufficiently plain to anyone who has read the text of the play: it consists largely of stilted and high-flown rhetorical exchanges which, while perfectly concordant with the Neoclassical taste of Addison’s day, strike a somewhat preening and pompous (not to mention boring) note today.

Set in Utica immediately after the Battle of Thapsus (46 BC), where the forces of Cato and his senatorial ally Scipio were defeated by the army of Julius Caesar, Cato and his surviving cronies are confronted with the choice of surrendering to their conqueror or attempting to sustain their fight against him. Among Cato’s counselors is the villainous Sempronius, who intends to betray Cato to Caesar in a ploy to take Cato’s daughter Marcia as a captive following her father’s defeat. Cato is supported by the Numidian king Juba, who also has his eyes on Marcia, but loves her for her virtue rather than her looks. Juba in turn has a treacherous counselor, the aged Syphax, who despises the Romans for their degenerate hypocrisy. Syphax hopes that Caesar, being less ideological and self-assuredly virtuous than Cato, will make a more favorable leader of the Roman state than Cato.

Addison’s Cato presents us with implausibly balanced moral antitheses in its dramatis personae. Juba and Marcia are both paragons of virtue, while Sempronius and Syphax are vice incarnate. (Indeed, the word virtue appears 46 times within the short span of the play.) Juba pronounces this encomium on the man he hopes to claim as his father-in-law:

Turn up thy eyes to Cato;

There may’st thou see to what a godlike height

The Roman virtues lift up mortal man.

While good, and just, and anxious for his friends,

He’s still severely bent against himself;

And when his fortune sets before him all

The pomps and pleasures that his soul can wish,

His rigid virtue will accept of none.

Witness, too, this exchange between Cato and Decius, as the latter attempts to convince Cato to accept terms from Caesar:

Cato. Nay, more, though Cato’s voice was ne’er employ’d

To clear the guilty, and to varnish crimes,

Myself will mount the rostrum in his favour,

And strive to gain his pardon from the people.

 Dec. A style like this becomes a conqueror.

 Cato. Decius, a style like this becomes a Roman.

 Dec. What is a Roman, that is Cæsar’s foe?

 Cato. Greater than Cæsar: he’s a friend to virtue.

If one can see past the heavy handed rhetorical construction of the play, it becomes more apparent why it gained such popularity: as a convenient sourcebook for self-congratulatory quotes and tags. America’s founding generation provides clear examples of this. Nathan Hale’s famous line, “I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country”, is a reference to Cato’s speech (Act IV Scene 4), “What a pity it is that we can die but once to serve our country.” In their letters, both John Adams and George Washington both quoted Portius’ line, “’Tis not in mortals to command success, but we’ll do more, Sempronius—we’ll deserve it.” (Act I Scene 1)

Conveniently for the reader or audience member who would pilfer the play for justificatory tags, Addison does not deal with the messy social and political details of Rome’s late Republican period. From a dispassionate historical perspective, one can see that Cato’s talk of preserving Roman liberty was colossally self-aggrandizing: he identified the cause of liberty with himself, and Caesar, who never appears as anything but an off-stage threat throughout the play, is simply a metonym for the enslavement of the Roman people and the death of the Roman state. Yet it is not clear that life for the average Roman not involved in the military conflict would have differed much had either side prevailed. Would it have mattered to the people in the street whether Rome were governed by one rich man instead of a few rich men? The talk of despotism is all very frightening, but when men like Cato spoke of being deprived of liberty, they meant that they were going to be deprived of the ability to keep their own hands on the levers of governmental power. Moreover, we can see in retrospect that Cato’s suicide, while earning him a posthumous reputation as a martyr for the republic, nevertheless precluded the possibility of his leading the senate following Caesar’s assassination two years later.

But Addison’s aims are limited, and he does not touch upon any of this. Consequently, his play is an empty mold of rhetorical antithesis into which one might inject their own favorite cause. Elizabeth Inchbald explained the play’s popularity with both Whigs and Tories:

The most fortunate of all occurrences took place, from the skill with which Addison drew this illustrious Roman—he gave him so much virtue, that both Whigs and Tories declared him of their party; and instead of any one, on either side, opposing his sentences in the cause of freedom, all strove which should the most honour him.

Both auditors and readers, since that noted period, much as they may praise this tragedy, complain that it wants the very first requisite of a dramatic work—power to affect the passions. This criticism shows, to the full extent, how men were impassioned, at that time, by their political sentiments. They brought their passions with them to the playhouse, fired on the subject of the play; and all the poet had to do was to extend the flame.

It is for this same reason that the bigwigs of the American Revolution could earnestly frame themselves as a group of virtuous Catonians struggling against the malice and the manacles of that Caesarian villain, George III. Similarly, it is why the Koch Brothers’ propaganda operation can be called, without a hint of irony, The Cato Institute – for some reason, The Self-Righteous Reactionary Oligarch Institute simply doesn’t have the same ring.

What accounts for all of this Catonian posturing? Is this virtue signaling? That phrase is typically directed from the right to the left as a pejorative meant to discredit a person’s statements or actions for being obnoxiously righteous and largely ineffective in the real world. Yet what better example of virtue signaling can one find than the suicide of Cato, which did little for “republican liberty,” but turned Cato into a celebrity paragon of libertarian virtue?

The term ‘virtue signaling’ is particularly noxious and loaded, in part because its aim is to discredit the notion that causes associated with ‘wokeness’ (most of them centered upon advocacy for empathy and social justice, i.e. basic human decency) are little more than bespoke ideology tags which can enhance the social prestige of their users, as would fashionable accessories or perfectly filtered and curated Instagram accounts. According to this cynical worldview, people cannot feel genuine moral outrage about deep systemic injustice in the world and simultaneously find themselves unable to do anything substantial about it. But this misses the point entirely, given that many of the world’s most egregious and imminent problems could largely be obviated if a few hundred of its obscenely rich and powerful citizens could simply stop being evil. Gibbon was able to describe history as little more than the record of the crimes and follies of mankind because human affairs have almost always been horribly mismanaged by the powerful, if for no other reason than because one has to be at least a little evil to gain such power in the first place. Lord Acton’s old line about absolute power corrupting absolutely had it entirely backwards: only an absolutely corrupt person gets hold of absolute power.

Amidst all of the talk of ‘virtue signaling’, we never hear of its opposite: vice dissimulation. Among the Roman emperors, those like Augustus, who managed to keep their vices largely private, were often respected far more than those like Commodus, who made an open display of their criminality. The Koch brothers put money into “libertarian think tanks,” because such institutions serve as a palatable and attractive front for pre-emptive criminal apologetics. Other billionaires pretend to donate apparently large sums (which represent insignificant fractions of their wealth) to charities (which are really just shell operations which they managed) in order to make themselves appear to be relatively benign and decent people, and to distract us from the fact that their own abuse of capital and power has ruined life for countless people on this planet now and in the future. Yet, when an ordinary citizen with no effectual power but their own voice and some minimal capital to spend upon small indulgences takes to complaining about the state of the world, it is deemed intolerably self-righteous.

Of course, the reactionary right has embraced the Trump era with such enthusiasm because he has almost single-handedly eliminated the need for vice dissimulation. Criminality is now front-and-center as an agenda item, and all of the suppurating evil of the Republican soul can be given a fresh airing. When he falls, Donny T. will be hailed by his acolytes as a modern Cato saving us from the Caesarian tyranny of Obama’s deep state. Dirty, fundamentally oligarchic power politics will proceed in their same corrupt fashion, and the continued onslaught against ‘virtue signaling,’ led by villainy’s chief propagandists, will attempt to deprive us of the only remaining powers we have: our voice and our conscience.

But let’s return to the founders’ reception of this idea. The examples of classical republican liberty which the founders so admired are not harmless. Their enthusiasm for the Catonian ideal has fostered in America a dangerous attitude toward liberty and civil government. The popularity of Addison’s Cato in itself reflects the superficiality of their understanding of even the strictly historical and political parts of the classics. Addison’s Cato is really just a piece of puffery, an overblown rhetorical exercise, and a disingenuous rehabilitation of the real Cato’s reputation for meanness and intoxication. The real Cato was no hero waging a war for liberty, and it could be argued that social and economic conditions for the average Roman would have been worse if the stubborn and viciously reactionary Cato had prevailed. He was the one, along with his reactionary oligarchic faction in the senate, who was staunchly opposed to agrarian reform, resettlement of veterans, and other popular measures. Yet somehow, Cato has become the emblem of libertarian virtue, despite defending an obviously broken political system in which he and his friends exercised considerable power. Meanwhile, Caesar is represented as the villain in the minds of the revolutionary generation, despite the fact that he was the one who was working to subvert an entrenched system of power. This is not to say that Caesar was operating from noble motives, nor is it do deny that Caesar was hungry for power. All of these men were engaged in a contest of brutal power politics, and Cato lost. He ought not to be lionized as a hero for liberty simply for losing.

Indeed, Cato was not fighting for liberty – he would have had that under Caesar. Cato killed himself because he could not countenance the thought of a life without power. Lest anyone think that this is too grim and cynical a view of Cato, I would invite the reader to consider his portrayal in Sallust’s Bellum Catilinae, where he calls for the summary execution of the conspirators in direct contravention of established law and precedent, and against the comparatively liberal, sane, and humane objections of Caesar. Cato did not need to become dictator to reveal himself as the tyrant. His eagerness for extrajudicial murder should indeed make us hesitant to champion him as a hero just because he killed himself after reading a bit of Plato.

Role-Playing Republic:

However impressive their classical attainments may appear today, we must concede that the founders were not, by the standards of their time, great scholars of antiquity. They were enthusiasts, and enthusiasm has its perks, but it also has its dangers. Like many before and after them, the founding generation saw in the stories of ancient history a cheerful and salutary set of exempla well-adapted to their own world view. Study can be dull, but action is always action; yet that action gains an extra veneer of respectability when it it is framed as a continuation of an ancient struggle. We look back upon those heady days in the late 18th century and find, not a group of scholars drawn reluctantly from their desks, but a gang of provincial Don Quioxtes hopped up on some half-considered ideas from a few of their favorite books. The role-player superceded the reader, and our burly bearded brethren in their μολὼν λαβέ shirts are gratifying the same urge to stop studying antiquity and start reviving it. Maybe we would have a happier and more just society if they could just leave Lacedaemon in the library.

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Cicero Says Solitude Sucks

Petrarch, de Vita Solitaria 2.12:

I see that Cicero is the only one of this type who could not bear solitude with equanimity. I think that it occurred not because he hated his solitude itself as much as because he hated its cause – that is, the death of law and justice – which the tenor of his complaints indicates. It happened that that except in philosophy the greatest orator (and he did not himself hide this fact), seeking glory especially in this part of his studies, certainly never found it except in the crowds and in the midst of all the people. And so, as he was about to defend the king Deiotarus in front of Julius Caesar, he complains that he is conducting the case within the walls of a house and not in sight of the Roman people.

It is unique and particular to orators that, in respect to the magnitude of their genius they are delighted by great cities and the density of the population, they detest solitude, and they are both opposed to and hate the silence of judges. Therefore, as lesser people did with their own cities, thus Cicero longed for the city of Rome, not just as his fatherland, the more dear to him as he had spent so much care and labor in conserving and ornamenting it, but as a fatherland equal to his genius.

Here I might use Seneca as a witness, who was not afraid to say that only Cicero’s voice was truly alive, although that is attributed by an error of public speech to many; he was also not afraid to affirm that only Cicero’s genius was equal to the power of the Roman people, if – and this is truer than any witness – the most parent evidence of the case did not show that just as the crown went of power and glory went to the Roman people, so the crown of genius and eloquence went to Cicero.

But what that solitude granted to Cicero, however unwilling, is well known: he transformed himself from the greatest orator into a great philosopher, from which fact there is no studious person who does not know how much accrued to Latin studies.

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Richard Wilson – Cicero with his friend Atticus and brother Quintus, at his villa at Arpinum

Unum hoc in genere Ciceronem video non sat equo animo ferre solitudinem. Quod contigisse arbitror, non tam ideo quia rem ipsam, quam quia rei causam odisset, legum ac iustitie interitum, quod ipse querelarum suarum tenor indicat. Accedit quod preter philosophiam, oratorum maximus, quodque nec ipse dissimulat, de hac studiorum parte precipue gloriam querens, nusquam profecto illam nisi in turbis et magno in populo videbat. Itaque coram Iulio Cesare, Deiotarum regem defensurus, queritur quod intra domesticos parietes et non coram populo Romano causam illam agat.

Est illud oratoribus singulare et proprium ut pro magnitudine ingenii magnis urbibus ac populorum frequentia delectentur, solitudines execrentur, iudiciorumque silentium adversentur atque oderint. Ut ergo minores alii suam quisque, sic Cicero urbem Romam, non solum ut suam patriam, eo sibi cariorem quo in eam conservandam atque ornandam cure plus ac laboris impenderat, sed ut patriam ingenio suo parem exoptabat.

In quo quidem teste Seneca uterer, qui solam Ciceronis vocem vere vivam dicere, quanquam id errore sermonis publici multis attribuatur, solum Ciceronis ingenium Romani populi imperio par affirmare non timuit, nisi, quolibet teste veracior, evidentissima rerum fides ostenderet, fuisse ut populo Romano imperii et glorie sic Ciceroni ingenii et eloquentie monarchiam. Ceterum quid eidem, licet invito, Ciceroni solitudo illa contulerit notum est: fecit enim magnum de summo oratore philosophum; ex quo quantum studiis latinis accreverit, nemo studiosus est qui nesciat.

Hippocrates on the Problems and Solution to Menstruation

Hippocrates, On Girls

“Blood returns only slowly from the heart and mind because the veins there are transverse and the place is really important and is inclined toward madness and anger. Whenever these parts are filled, a wandering shiver moves about with a fever. When the situation is like this, a woman goes into a rage because of the inflammation. She wants to murder because of the rotting. And because of the depression, she is frightened and afraid. The compression around the heart cause them to want to self-harm and because of the evil state of the blood, her mind is sad and sorrowful and longs for evil.

She also names weird and frightening things that push women to leap or to throw themselves in wells or hang themselves. Even when there are no visions, there’s some strange pleasure that makes her long for death as if it is a kind of good thing. When a woman is sensible again, women will dedicate many different things to Artemis, including really expensive women’s cloaks all because they are tricked by prophets.

Relief from this disease comes whenever there is nothing impeding the flow of blood. I tell young women who are suffering this kind of thing to live with a man as soon as possible, since, if they are pregnant, they become healthy. Otherwise, a girl will be overtaken by this disease or another in puberty or a little latter on.  Barren married women sometimes suffer these things.”

ἐκ δὲ τῆς καρδίης καὶ τῶν φρενῶν βραδέως παλιρροεῖ· ἐπικάρσιαι γὰρ αἱ φλέβες καὶ ὁ τόπος ἐπίκαιρος ἔς τε παραφροσύνην καὶ μανίην ἕτοιμος. ὁπόταν γὰρ πληρωθέωσι ταῦτα τὰ μέρεα, καὶ φρίκη ξὺν πυρετῷ ἀναΐσσει πλανήτης. ἐχόντων δὲ τούτων ὧδε, ὑπὸ μὲν τῆς ὀξυφλεγμασίης μαίνεται, ὑπὸ δὲ τῆς σηπεδόνος φονᾷ, ὑπὸ δὲ τοῦ ζοφεροῦ φοβέεται καὶ δέδοικεν, ὑπὸ δὲ τῆς περὶ τὴν καρδίην πιέξιος ἀγχόνας κραίνουσιν, ὑπὸ δὲ τῆς κακίης τοῦ αἵματος ἀλύων καὶ ἀδημονέων ὁ θυμὸς κακὸν ἐφέλκεται.

ἕτερον δὲ καὶ φοβερὰ ὀνομάζει· καὶ κελεύουσιν ἅλλεσθαι καὶ καταπίπτειν ἐς φρέατα ἢ ἄγχεσθαι, ἅτε ἀμείνονά τε ἐόντα καὶ χρείην ἔχοντα παντοίην. ὁκότε δὲ ἄνευ φαντασμάτων, ἡδονή τις ἀφ᾿ ἧς ἐρᾷ τοῦ θανάτου ὥσπερ τινὸς ἀγαθοῦ. φρονεούσης δὲ τῆς ἀνθρώπου, τῇ Ἀρτέμιδι αἱ γυναῖκες ἄλλα τε πολλὰ καὶ τὰ ἱμάτια τὰ πολυτελέστατα καθιεροῦσι τῶν γυναικείων, κελευόντων τῶν μάντεων ἐξαπατεώμεναι. ἡ δὲ τῆσδε ἀπαλλαγή, ὁκόταν μὴ ἐμποδίζῃ τι τοῦ αἵματος τὴν ἀπόρρυσιν. κελεύω δὴ τὰς παρθένους, ὁκόταν τι τοιοῦτο πάσχωσιν, ὡς τάχιστα ξυνοικῆσαι ἀνδράσιν· ἢν γὰρ κυήσωσιν, ὑγιέες γίνονται.  εἰ δὲ μή, ἢ εὐθέως ἅμα τῇ ἥβῃ ἢ ὀλίγον ὕστερον ἁλώσεται, εἴπερ μὴ ἑτέρῃ νούσῳ. τῶν δὲ ἠνδρωμένων γυναικῶν στεῖραι ταῦτα πάσχουσιν.

Hippocrates sticks to this logic elsewhere too.

Joseph Mallord William Turner – Vision of Medea, 1828

A Tunic of Flesh and Kirke as an Allegory

Plutarch’s Moralia Fr. 200

“Our fated nature is identified by Empedocles as the force behind this remaking, “wrapping [us] in a tunic of strange flesh” and transferring souls to a new place. Homer has called this circular revolution and the return of rebirth by the name Kirke, a child of Helios, the one who unites every destruction with birth and destruction again, binding it endlessly.

The Island Aiaia is that place which revives the person who dies, a place where the souls first step when they are wandering and feel like strangers to themselves as they mourn and cannot figure out which direction is west nor where the “sun which brings life to people over the land / descends again into the earth.”

These souls long for their habits of pleasure and their life in the flesh and the way they lived with their flesh and they fall again into that mixture where birth swirls together and truly stirs into one the immortal and moral, the material of thought and experience, elements of heaven and earth. The souls are enchanted but also weakened by the pleasures that pull them to birth again. At that time, souls require a great amount of good luck and much wisdom to find some way to resist and depart from their worst characters and become bound to their most base parts or passions and take up a terrible and beastly life.”

Αὐτῆς γὰρ τῆς μετακοσμήσεως εἱμαρμένη καὶ φύσις ὑπὸ Ἐμπεδοκλέους δαίμων ἀνηγόρευται σαρκῶν ἀλλογνῶτι περιστέλλουσα χιτῶνι καὶ μεταμπίσχουσα τὰς ψυχάς, Ὅμηρος δὲ τὴν ἐν κύκλῳ περίοδον καὶ περιφορὰν παλιγγενεσίας Κίρκην προσηγόρευκεν, Ἡλίου παῖδα τοῦ πᾶσαν φθορὰν γενέσει καὶ γένεσιν αὖ πάλιν φθορᾷ συνάπτοντος ἀεὶ καὶ συνείροντος. Αἰαίη δὲ νῆσος ἡ δεχομένη τὸν ἀποθνήσκοντα μοῖρα καὶ χώρα τοῦ περιέχοντος, εἰς ἣν ἐμπεσοῦσαι πρῶτον αἱ ψυχαὶ πλανῶνται καὶ ξενοπαθοῦσι καὶ ὀλοφύρονται καὶ οὐκ ἴσασιν ὅπῃ ζόφος οὐδ᾿ ὅπῃ ἠέλιος φαεσίμβροτος εἶσ᾿ ὑπὸ γαῖαν,ποθοῦσαι δὲ καθ᾿ ἡδονὰς τὴν συνήθη καὶ σύντροφον ἐν σαρκὶ καὶ μετὰ σαρκὸς δίαιταν ἐμπίπτουσιν αὖθις εἰς τὸν κυκεῶνα, τῆς γενέσεως μιγνύσης εἰς ταὐτὸ καὶ κυκώσης ὡς ἀληθῶς ἀίδια καὶ θνητὰ καὶ φρόνιμα καὶ παθητὰ καὶ ὀλύμπια καὶ γηγενῆ, θελγόμεναι καὶ μαλασσόμεναι ταῖς ἀγούσαις αὖθις ἐπὶ τὴν γένεσιν ἡδοναῖς, ἐν ᾧ δὴ μάλιστα πολλῆς μὲν εὐτυχίας αἱ ψυχαὶ δέονται πολλῆς δὲ σωφροσύνης, ὅπως μὴ τοῖς κακίστοις ἐπισπόμεναι καὶ συνενδοῦσαι μέρεσιν ἢ πάθεσιν αὑτῶν κακοδαίμονα καὶ θηριώδη βίον ἀμείψωσιν.

Aristotle, Physiognomics 808b

“[in this case] the soul and the body would experience things together, but they would not have the same reactions as one another. But, now, it is entirely clear that one follows another. This is especially obvious from the following. For madness seems to be a matter of the mind; doctors, however, respond to it by cleansing the body with medicines and also by telling them to pursue certain habits in life which may relieve the mind of madness.

So, the form of the body is relieved by treatments to the body at the very same time that the soul is freed from madness. Since they are both relieved together, it is clear that their reactions are in synchrony. It is also clear from this that the forms special to the body are similar to the capabilities of the mind, with the result that all similarities in living things are clear signs of some kind of sameness.”

ἡ ψυχή τε καὶ τὸ σῶμα συμπαθῆ, οὐ μέντοι συνδιατελοῦντα ἀλλήλοις. νῦν δὲ καταφανὲς ὅτι ἑκάτερον ἑκατέρῳ ἕπεται. μάλιστα μέντοι ἐκ τοῦδε δῆλον γένοιτο. μανία γὰρ δοκεῖ εἶναι περὶ ψυχήν, καὶ οἱ ἰατροὶ φαρμάκοις καθαίροντες τὸ σῶμα καὶ διαίταις τισὶ πρὸς αὐτοῖς χρησάμενοι ἀπαλλάττουσι τὴν ψυχὴν τῆς μανίας. ταῖς δὴ τοῦ σώματος θεραπείαις καὶ ἅμα ἥ τε τοῦ σώματος μορφὴ λέλυται καὶ ἡ ψυχὴ μανίας ἀπήλλακται. ἐπειδὴ οὖν ἅμα ἀμφότερα λύονται, δῆλον ὅτι συνδιατελοῦσιν ἀλλήλοις. συμφανὲς δὲ καὶ ὅτι ταῖς δυνάμεσι τῆς ψυχῆς ὅμοιαι αἱ μορφαὶ τοῖς σώμασιν ἐπιγίνονται, ὥστ᾿ ἐστὶν ἅπαντα ὅμοια ἐν τοῖς ζῴοις τοῦ αὐτοῦ τινὸς δηλωτικά.

Epictetus, Fr. 26

“Epictetus used to say, ‘you’re a tiny soul lugging around a corpse’.”

Ψυχάριον εἶ βαστάζον νεκρόν, ὡς Ἐπίκτητος ἔλεγεν.

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Wright Barker (British, 1863-1941) – “Circe” c.1889

Demetrius, Where Does Punctuation Come From?

Demetrius, On Style 11

“Aristotle defines the period in this way: The period is a statement which has beginning and an end. He has defined it very well and properly. For, saying the word “period” emphasizes that it begins in a place and ends in a place and is moving toward some goal, like runners once they take off, since the end of the race is already clear to them from the beginning.

This is where the name “period” comes from, an analogy from the circular paths which wind around to an end. Generally speaking, a period is nothing other than a certain kind of composition of words. If you take away its arrangement and circular nature, the subjects remain the same but it is no longer a period.”

(11) Ἀριστοτέλης δὲ ὁρίζεται τὴν περίοδον οὕτως, “περίοδός ἐστι λέξις ἀρχὴν ἔχουσα καὶ τελευτήν,” μάλα καλῶς καὶ πρεπόντως ὁρισάμενος· εὐθὺς γὰρ ὁ τὴν περίοδον λέγων ἐμφαίνει, ὅτι ἦρκταί ποθεν καὶ ἀποτελευτήσει ποι καὶ ἐπείγεται εἴς τι τέλος, ὥσπερ οἱ δρομεῖς ἀφεθέντες· καὶ γὰρ ἐκείνων συνεμφαίνεται τῇ ἀρχῇ τοῦ δρόμου τὸ τέλος. ἔνθεν καὶ περίοδος ὠνομάσθη, ἀπεικασθεῖσα ταῖς ὁδοῖς ταῖς κυκλοειδέσι καὶ περιωδευμέναις. καὶ καθόλου οὐδὲν ἡ περίοδός ἐστι πλὴν ποιὰ σύνθεσις. εἰ γοῦν λυθείη αὐτῆς τὸ περιωδευμένον καὶ μετασυντεθείη, τὰ μὲν πράγματα μένει τὰ αὐτά, περίοδος δὲ οὐκ ἔσται

Our words period, colon, and comma are just Greek words for lengths of clauses used as signs for those things in English. From the Oxford English Dictionary.

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Demetrius, On Style 1

“…So too do things called kôla divide and clarify the language of prose”

οὕτω καὶ τὴν ἑρμηνείαν τὴν λογικὴν διαιρεῖ καὶ διακρίνει τὰ καλούμενα κῶλα

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Comma

Demetrius, On Style 9

“This kind of brevity of speech in writing is called a komma. A komma is defined as shorter than a kôlon.”

ἡ δὲ τοιαύτη βραχύτης κατὰ τὴν σύνθεσιν κόμμα ὀνομάζεται. ὁρίζονται δ᾿ αὐτὸ ὧδε, κόμμα ἐστὶν τὸ κώλου ἔλαττον

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Autocorrect came for Armand’s grave and made it acute.

Here’s Archolochus fr. 120… συγκεραυνωθεὶς φρένας.

PSA: Colon (punctuation) vs. Colon (Intestine)

Greek kôlon (κῶλον) can mean body part (as in segment, member), so isocolonic can mean having equal-lengthed phrases or equal-lengthed limbs. But our colon (as in the segment between intestines and anus) comes from Greek kolon (κόλον). To make matters more confusing, later Greek, influenced by the closeness of the two, does present kôlon for the body part.

Here’s Beekes Etymological Dictionary 2010 on each:

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There’s No Hektor Here

Euripides, Andromache, 96-102

“I have not a single but many things to mourn:
My native city, Hektor dead, and the hateful
Fate to which I was tied when I fell
Unworthily into a life of slavery.
Don’t ever say that any mortal is blessed
Before you see how they end life at death
How they finish that last day and go below.”

πάρεστι δ᾽ οὐχ ἓν ἀλλὰ πολλά μοι στένειν,
πόλιν πατρῴαν τὸν θανόντα θ᾽ Ἕκτορα
στερρόν τε τὸν ἐμὸν δαίμον᾽ ᾧ συνεζύγην
δούλειον ἦμαρ εἰσπεσοῦσ᾽ ἀναξίως.
χρὴ δ᾽ οὔποτ᾽ εἰπεῖν οὐδέν᾽ ὄλβιον βροτῶν,
πρὶν ἂν θανόντος τὴν τελευταίαν ἴδῃς
ὅπως περάσας ἡμέραν ἥξει κάτω.

168-177

“No Hektor is in this place.
Nor Priam nor their gold. But this is a Greek city.
Are you so lost in your ignorance, you wretch,
That you dare to sleep with the man who killed
Your husband and to have a child for those who
Killed your family? This is the way of all foreigners:
A father sleeps with his daughter and son with his mother,
A girl sleeps with her brother and the dearest relatives
Fall apart over murder. The law prevents none of these things.
Don’t introduce any of these practices here: it is not good
For one man to hold the reins for two wives.
Anyone who wants to avoid living badly
Prefers looking to one lover in his bed.”

οὐ γάρ ἐσθ᾽ Ἕκτωρ τάδε,
οὐ Πρίαμος οὐδὲ χρυσός, ἀλλ᾽ Ἑλλὰς πόλις.
εἰς τοῦτο δ᾽ ἥκεις ἀμαθίας, δύστηνε σύ,
ἣ παιδὶ πατρός, ὃς σὸν ὤλεσεν πόσιν,
τολμᾷς ξυνεύδειν καὶ τέκν᾽ αὐθεντῶν πάρα
τίκτειν. τοιοῦτον πᾶν τὸ βάρβαρον γένος:
πατήρ τε θυγατρὶ παῖς τε μητρὶ μείγνυται
κόρη τ᾽ ἀδελφῷ, διὰ φόνου δ᾽ οἱ φίλτατοι
χωροῦσι, καὶ τῶνδ᾽ οὐδὲν ἐξείργει νόμος.
ἃ μὴ παρ᾽ ἡμᾶς εἴσφερ᾽: οὐδὲ γὰρ καλὸν
δυοῖν γυναικοῖν ἄνδρ᾽ ἕν᾽ ἡνίας ἔχειν,
ἀλλ᾽ εἰς μίαν βλέποντες εὐναίαν Κύπριν
στέργουσιν, ὅστις μὴ κακῶς οἰκεῖν θέλει.

“Amdromache” by Georges Rochegrosse

F**k Propertius!

Velleius Paterculus, Roman History 2.36:

To the year of Cicero’s consulship (82 years ago), the divine Augustus added not a slight honor, as he was about to put a cloud over the men of all nations through his own greatness. It now seems almost superfluous to note the times of those eminent talents. For who doesn’t know that, separated only by the gradations of a generation, at this time there flourished Cicero, Hortensius, and slightly before them Crassus, Cotta, and Sulpicius; soon came Brutus, Calidius, Caelius, Calvus, and Caesar next to Cicero, and, as if they were students of the aforementioned, Corvinus and Asinius Pollio, along with Sallust, the rival of Thucydides, and those poets Varro and Lucretius, and Catullus who was their inferior in no poetical work which he undertook. It is almost stupid to number all of the talents which practically cling still to our eyes, among which stand forth the greatest talents of our age – Vergil, the prince of song, and Rabirius, and Livy who followed Sallust, as well as Tibullus and Ovid, the most perfect in the form of their work; for, as there is great admiration of living writers, criticism of them is difficult.

M. Velleius Paterculus Cum; Notis Gerardi Vossili by Paterculus ...

Consulatui Ciceronis non mediocre adiecit decus natus eo anno divus Augustus abhinc annos LXXXII, omnibus omnium gentium viris magnitudine sua inducturus caliginem. 2 Iam paene supervacaneum videri potest eminentium ingeniorum notare tempora. Quis enim ignorat diremptos gradibus aetatis floruisse hoc tempore Ciceronem, Hortensium, anteque Crassum, Cottam, Sulpicium, moxque Brutum, Calidium, Caelium, Calvum et proximum Ciceroni Caesarem eorumque velut alumnos Corvinum ac Pollionem Asinium, aemulumque Thucydidis Sallustium, auctoresque carminum Varronem ac Lucretium neque ullo in suscepto carminis sui opere minorem Catullum. 3 Paene stulta est inhaerentium oculis ingeniorum enumeratio, inter quae maxime nostri aevi eminent princeps carminum Vergilius Rabiriusque et consecutus Sallustium Livius Tibullusque et Naso, perfectissimi in forma operis sui; nam vivorum ut magna admiratio, ita censura diffcilis est.