Antonio Beccadelli, Hermaphroditus 2.8:
“If such a tremendous stink were always blowing upon the sea, so that no one’s nose could bear the shore, what sailor would be a shipwreck on the Adriatic or Scythian or Tyrrhenian Sea? But you – don’t be afraid. When you get it up for Ursa, when you really want her badly, her stinking vagina will drive you off. It breathes such a horrid stench, that a fat and stinking corpse would smell like lilies when set against it; it blows out such a smell that if one were to compare her crotch to shit, a huge sewer would suddenly see like violets and roses. If your nose is not put off by such a smell, I will give you something to make it tighter.”
Wow, this one is really bad
In this era of political correctness this post was a breath of fresh air.