“Grouchiness is harshness in social interactions. The grouch is the kind of person who:
When asked, “where is this person?” responds, “Don’t interrupt me.”
Or he does not answer when someone addresses him
Or if he is selling something does not tell people who want to buy it how much it costs but asks instead, “what will it get?”
To those who honor him and send him something on holidays, he says that there won’t be anything in return.
He won’t forgive when someone spills something on them or bumps into him or steps on his foot.
Or, once he has refused to give a loan to a friend asking for one, returns later bringing the funds and saying that he’s wasting this money too.
Or he curses the paving stone when he trips in the street
Or he refuses to wait for anyone very long.
Or he never is willing to sing or recite a speech or dance.
He tends not to pray, even to the gods.”
Publicity photo of American actress, Margaret Hamilton and American Muppet, Oscar the Grouch promoting the February 10, 1976 premiere of Episode #0847 of Sesame Street.
“Grouchiness is harshness in social interactions. The grouch is the kind of person who:
When asked, “where is this person?” responds, “Don’t interrupt me.”
Or he does not answer when someone addresses him
Or if he is selling something does not tell people who want to buy it how much it costs but asks instead, “what will it get?”
To those who honor him and send him something on holidays, he says that there won’t be anything in return.
He won’t forgive when someone spills something on them or bumps into him or steps on his foot.
Or, once he has refused to give a loan to a friend asking for one, returns later bringing the funds and saying that he’s wasting this money too.
Or he curses the paving stone when he trips in the street
Or he refuses to wait for anyone very long.
Or he never is willing to sing or recite a speech or dance.
He tends not to pray, even to the gods.”
Publicity photo of American actress, Margaret Hamilton and American Muppet, Oscar the Grouch promoting the February 10, 1976 premiere of Episode #0847 of Sesame Street.
“Fraudulence will seem to be a certain pretending about goods which don’t exist. The fraudster is the kind of person who
Stands near the pier telling strangers how much of his money is on the sea. He also talks at great length about his money lending work, how much he has earned and how much he has lost. At the very same time that he amplifies these, he sends his slave to the bank where he has a drachma on credit.
While talking cleverly on a trip he tricks his travel companion about how he went on campaign with Alexander and how he liked him, and how many jewel-encrusted cups he got and debating about how much better the craftsmen in Asia are than those in Europe. And he says these things even though he has never left the town.
He says he has received three or so letters from Antipater asking him to visit Macedonia and that he has denied to grant him the export of timber without tax because he does not want to be tricked by any apple-polisher. Since “It’s right for the Macedonians to be a lot wiser than that”.
He’ll also tell you that during a food shortage he lost more than five talents from giving to poor citizens, because he just can’t say no.
When people who are unknown sit next to him, he asks them to move the stones for him and as they do the addition by the thousand columns down to the one and make it to ten talents and explains that that’s how much he has out on loan to friends, without counting the warships and the public festivals he has been paying for.
He approaches the best horses and pretends to the sales people that he is going to buy them.
He goes to the tailor and picks out clothing for nearly two talents and then argues with his slave because he followed him without bringing any gold.
When he is inhabiting a rented house he says that it is his father’s family home to someone he does not know and that he is going to sell it because it is too small for having parties.”
