The Suda’s entry into the contest for the worst obituary:
“Theôros: A proper name. He was a liar and flatterer. Theôros was also mocked in comedy as a seducer, a fish-eater, and villain. He lived in Thebes for the prostitutes.”
Θέωρος: ὄνομα κύριον. ἦν δὲ ἐπίορκος καὶ κόλαξ. ἐκωμῳδεῖτο δὲ ὁ Θέωρος καὶ ὡς μοιχὸς καὶ ἰχθυοφάγος καὶ πονηρός. περὶ Κόρινθον οὖν διέτριβε διὰ τὰς ἐκεῖ πόρνας.
No other information is given on the figure or his life of fish-eating and whoring.
