Anacreon Fr. 356 a (Athenaeus, Deipnosophists 10.427ab)

 

“Bring me a bowl so I can drink straight without breathing”

 

ἄγε δὴ φέρ᾿ ἡμῖν ὦ παῖ

κελέβην, ὅκως ἄμυστιν

προπίω…

 

Sometimes breathing just gets in the way…

(Anacreon is not a model of temperance!)

 

Suetonius, Life of Tiberius 28

“Furthermore, he was rather undisturbed by abuse, slander, or mockery on his person and family, and would say that the freedom to speak and think is the mark of a free country.”

 

Sed et aduersus conuicia malosque rumores et famosa de se ac suis carmina firmus ac patiens subinde iactabat in ciuitate libera linguam mentemque liberas esse debere

 

This is from an emperor (Rome’s second) who was fond of rubbing lobsters on and slapping fish across his critics’ faces.

Archilochus, Fr. 134

 

“It isn’t noble to mock the dead.”

 

οὐ γὰρ ἐσθλὰ κατθανοῦσι κερτομεῖν ἐπ᾿ ἀνδράσιν

 

And this from an expert in mockery!

Hesiod, Works and Days 346

“A bad neighbor is as great a pain as a good one is a profit”

 

πῆμα κακὸς γείτων, ὅσσον τ’ ἀγαθὸς μέγ’ ὄνειαρ·

 

(Not in love with the translation of ὄνειαρ. Any suggestions?)

Disticha Catonis 5

“If you look at the life and, finally, the conduct of men,

when they [these men] condemn others, [you will see] no one lives without fault.”

 

Si vitam inspicias hominum, si denique mores:
Cum culpant alios, nemo sine crimine vivit.

Pindar, Nemean 5.16-17

“Surely it isn’t better when every truth bares its real face.”

 

οὔ τοι ἅπασα κερδίων

φαίνοισα πρόσωπον ἀλάθει’ ἀτρεκές·

Heraclitus fr. 67 1-2

 

“god—day is night, winter summer, war peace, satiety hunger, all things are their opposite—this is the mind”

 

— —ὁ θεὸς ἡμέρη εὐφρόνη, χειμὼν θέρος, πόλεμος εἰρήνη, κόρος λιμός (τἀναντία ἅπαντα· οὗτος ὁ νοῦς)

Yeah, some of this is Orwellian. But does that make it (un)true?

 

Horace, Ars Poetica 24-5

 

“Poets for the most part (I speak to a father and his worthy sons)

are deceived by the appearance of what is right.”

 

 Maxima pars uatum, pater et iuuenes patre digni,

decipimur specie recti.

Theognis 989-990

 

“Drink whenever they drink but let no man discover you’re burdened

whenever you’re sick in the heart.”

 

Πῖν’ ὁπόταν πίνωσιν· ὅταν δέ τι θυμὸν ἀσηθῆις,

μηδεὶς ἀνθρώπων γνῶι σε βαρυνόμενον.

 

I am not positive that this is good advice. It sounds nice…

(Theognis alone is intoxicating.)

Bacchylides, Ep. 5.187-190

 

“For the sake of truth one must shove envy aside with both hands and praise any mortal who does well.”

 

χρὴ δ᾿ ἀλαθείας χάριν

αἰνεῖν, φθόνον ἀμφ[οτέραισιν

χερσίν ἀπωσάμενον,

εἴ τις εὖ πράσσοι βροτῶ[ν