Rectal Closure Recommended

Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum (IV.8899)

Dear guest, the bones of this tomb ask that you don’t piss here.

If you would like to do one better, take a shit.

You see the monuments of the nettle – get out of here, shitter!

It’s not safe to open your asshole here.

I Defecated Because of Fear” – SENTENTIAE ANTIQUAE

Hospes adhuc tumuli ni meias ossa prec[antur]

Nam si vis (h)uic gratior esse caca

Urticae monumenta vides discede cacator

non est hic tutum culu(m) aperire tibi

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