Tawdry Tuesday: A Band of F**kers

Martial, Epigrams 1.73

No one in this city would
touch your wife, while free they could;
now she’s guarded, there’s a band
of fuckers for her – clever man!

Nullus in urbe fuit tota qui tangere uellet
uxorem gratis, Caeciliane, tuam,
dum licuit: sed nunc positis custodibus ingens
turba fututorum est: ingeniosus homo es.

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