“Dear gods! Her skin was so soft and smooth!
I played with her breast, and she didn’t complain one bit.”
ὡς δὲ μαλακὸν καὶ τέρεν τὸ χρωτίδον, ὦ θεοί
καὶ γὰρ ἐβλίμαζον αὐτήν, ἡδ᾿ ἐφρόντιζ᾿ οὐδὲ ἕν
Some old comedy for the new week…
(Cratinus? Yes, that one