Corpus Inscriptionum Latinarum (IV.8899)
Dear guest, the bones of this tomb ask that you don’t piss here.
If you would like to do one better, take a shit.
You see the monuments of the nettle – get out of here, shitter!
It’s not safe to open your asshole here.
Hospes adhuc tumuli ni meias ossa prec[antur]
Nam si vis (h)uic gratior esse caca
Urticae monumenta vides discede cacator
non est hic tutum culu(m) aperire tibi
