Keep Your F**kery Private! (Filthy Friday)

Antonio Beccadelli, Hermaphroditus 2.24

“Balbus, you may know the opinion of witty Lupus, which I will follow in my own little verses: ‘If my cock feels grievously sore in its desire for pussy, or if my nasty cock occasionally wants young thighs, yet my lust is not so delirious or abundant that I would ask for a fuck in public or with some company. I would not sodomize Hyacinthus with people around, nor would I fuck Helen herself with an audience.’ Thus says Lupus. This is said to you, Balbus, as a reminder tied around your finger, so that you remember to keep your sodomy and other fuckery private.”